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Ted Lasso ([personal profile] theodorelasso) wrote in [community profile] trashchildren2021-06-24 07:33 pm

For Joan

Continued from here.

(warnings: sexytimes. also, panic attacks, brutal violence, attempted murder, discussion of suicide and actual murder... )
formersurgeon: (smile)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-13 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
She smiles as he asks her about Gregson and Marcus. She lies down with a sigh, relaxing.

"Captain Gregson is great. He's always been good to me and Sherlock. It's not always easy to be a consultant with a police department. A lot of cops are resentful of us. And I get it. We're often called in on cases that the detectives in the department couldn't handle. We're also technically civilians, so there are a lot of restrictions that don't apply to us. Even when he's gotten crap for using us, though, he's been in our corner. Honestly, I think Sherlock sees him as a father figure. Which is good, because Sherlock's father is honestly pretty horrible."
formersurgeon: (calm)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-13 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
She chuckles. "Yes you do. And yeah, way too much," she confirms with a smile. Her voice turns somber. "It's more than that, though. He has a lot of power. Like, a lot. The sort of power where people who cross him wind up dying in freak accidents."
formersurgeon: (oh really)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-13 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah, he would never do anything like that." Her lips quirk. "He'd kill you himself."
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[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-13 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"He takes pride in his work," she says with a smile. She's glad he's okay with joking like this. She and Sherlock can have dark senses of humor sometimes. Occupational hazard.
formersurgeon: (calm)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-13 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan likes being on the phone with him as he falls asleep, but she totally understands his desire to train himself to fall asleep without it. Her return text lets him know that she's there if he needs her. She thinks about going back to her work, but decides instead to text Marcus and ask if he's free to get a drink with her. They meet in a bar frequented by cops and share a couple beers. Joan talks a little about Ted, how amazing he is and how much she misses him. Marcus is sympathetic, having lost relationships himself due to the job. They talk about work, about recent cases, about Sherlock. He walks her home.

The next morning Joan wakes up to a text from Sherlock.

Perry Perkins. Not an alias.

Well that answers her first question.

She texts Ted.

We have a name.

She throws herself into research, looking for mentions of the man in anything she can get her hands on, and turning to Everyone for help, promising them tickets to the next Richmond game in exchange.

It's only an hour before Everyone gets back to her with Perry's bank records, which showed a recent deposit of 25 thousand pounds from a Swiss bank account. The fact that he was paid so much only bolsters the Moriarty theory.

Joan contacts Sherlock, and the two of them do everything in their power to figure out who made that transfer. They fail.

By the evening Joan is at her wit's end. She hasn't talked to Ted since that text, too busy and too focused. When Sherlock tells her that their last resource fell through, Joan makes a decision.

The coffee shop is small and cozy, the sort of place that sells art and indie music CDs. Someone might notice that all of the employees are women.

"May I help you?" the barista, a woman with blue hair and a nose ring, says as Joan steps up to the counter.

"You know who I am," Joan says, a statement and not a question.

The barista stares at her impassively. Her non-answer is answer enough.

"I have a message for your boss," Joan says. "Tell her that if she ever hurts Ted Lasso again, I will not rest until I have burned her entire empire to the ground."

"One soy milk latte coming up," the woman says, ringing it up.

Joan pays for the same drink that killed Andrew and almost killed her, then leaves. She goes home and spends hours staring at the crazy wall, thinking about the Napoleon of Crime. She falls asleep on the couch.

She wakes to the ring of the doorbell. When she goes to the door she sees that an envelope has been slipped under the door. She looks outside. Whoever left the envelope is gone.

Joan picks up the envelope and opens it. It's a card. On the front is a picture of a wistful-looking greyhound.

She opens the card. "Thinking of you" is printed on the inside, then below that is handwriting Joan recognizes as Moriarty's.

My dearest Watson,

I am both flattered and wounded by your message. Flattered that you would think of me, wounded that you would think I would hurt you. I suppose I must make myself clear. I have no intention to remove you from the board. You amuse me. You are also important to Sherlock. Make no mistake, my dear; I could have had your lover taken and tortured, but it would not be sporting.

You may be assured, therefore, that you and yours are protected. Pursuant of this, and in a gesture of goodwill, I have handled your problem. I hope you will understand I cannot go to the source. Please trust, however, that no one will target your dear gaffer again.

Give my regards to Sherlock.

Ever yours,
Jamie Moriarty


"Shit," Joan swears, and immediately calls Sherlock. She knows exactly what Moriarty means.

In London, Ted will find a similar envelope slipped under his door. When he opens it he finds a note and a photograph.

The note reads:

With Moriarty's regards.

And the photo is of Rupert Mannion.
Edited 2021-07-14 17:53 (UTC)
formersurgeon: (looking away)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-14 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan has just ended her call with Sherlock and is in the process of calling Ted on her normal phone when the burner rings. She pulls it out and answers the call.

"Ted," she says, her voice urgent. "I was just calling you."
formersurgeon: (worried)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-14 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm fine," she says. It's not entirely true, but this isn't about her. "Ted...Turner Chapman has been murdered."
formersurgeon: (worried)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-14 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"He was found in his cell. Someone..."

She holds back on the details. He doesn't need to know how Turner died. She had known learning of the man's death would upset him, and she doesn't want to make it worse.

"I'm sorry."
Edited 2021-07-14 23:34 (UTC)
formersurgeon: (looking away)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-15 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Someone acting on Moriarty's orders," she says quietly, almost numbly. "She did it to show me she wasn't the one who sent him to hurt you. And to protect you by demonstrating what will happen to anyone thinking about hurting you in the future."

It's her fault. She should never have gone to Moriarty. She should have known it would backfire.
Edited 2021-07-15 05:37 (UTC)
formersurgeon: (ponder)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-15 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
"I contacted her," she says softly. "It's a long story, but I went to a go-between and had them give her a message that if she ever hurt you again, I would not rest until I had burned her empire to the ground."
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[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-15 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Someone rang my doorbell this morning and left a card. Once I read it I called Sherlock, hoping I could stop the murder. But by that point it had already happened."

Her voice is steady but very soft.

"I'm sorry," she repeats.
formersurgeon: (listen)

[personal profile] formersurgeon 2021-07-15 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Someone else did. And the attack probably had nothing to do with me."

She could return to London, if he still wants her to after this.