"The gravestone is very simple," she says, making a note of that as well. "So that will be easy. I think that's about it..." She does some math on her pad of paper. "We're comping you the transportation, storage, and fees. So the cost comes out to..."

She turns the pad around so Ted and Sherlock can see the number. It's a lot of money, but Sherlock knows it's much less than average.