Ted is definitely an adult boy scout in a lot of ways, but he also had specifically made sure he had some and that they weren't expired when he started dating Joan. (He hadn't had any when he slept with Sassy, but she did.)
He watches her straddle him in anticipation, and... the question really surprises him. He doesn't know that he's been asked that in this situation before. Of course, he's had all of two sexual partners in about a decade, so.
"Uh, yes," he answers after a moment, when he remembers how to use words. If not eloquent, it's definitely emphatic. "I mean, yeah, I, absolutely, yes," he continues, nodding, a little bit rambling, but definitely not unsure. Mentally he's thinking that; of course he does, look at her, she's amazing, this is great, he's really excited to do this with her. But he doesn't quite have the wherewithal to elaborate currently.
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He watches her straddle him in anticipation, and... the question really surprises him. He doesn't know that he's been asked that in this situation before. Of course, he's had all of two sexual partners in about a decade, so.
"Uh, yes," he answers after a moment, when he remembers how to use words. If not eloquent, it's definitely emphatic. "I mean, yeah, I, absolutely, yes," he continues, nodding, a little bit rambling, but definitely not unsure. Mentally he's thinking that; of course he does, look at her, she's amazing, this is great, he's really excited to do this with her. But he doesn't quite have the wherewithal to elaborate currently.